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Thank you, John.

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Well, Oscar night is always
electrifying, and after the show, it

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get any hotter than at LaTrek restaurant
here in Beverly Hills. The winners, the

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losers, the stars, and celebrities all
gather here for the most exclusive post

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-Oscar bash in town.

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Looks like Dennis Oliver is arriving.
Let's see if we can get an interview

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him. Dennis?

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Hi, can I talk to you for a minute?
Yeah, Lisa, hi.

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How are you doing?

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Good, thanks. I know you presented the
award for Best Makeup tonight, but it

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hasn't been that long ago since you
yourself were a Best Actor nominee.

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So you know the emotion of Oscar night
as well as anyone. Oh, I sure do, Lisa.

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But, you know, when all is said and
done, what's really important is the

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You know, I mean, awards are nice, but I
try and aim for the kind of performance

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that I'll feel comfortable with and
proud.

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For instance, I've got a new film coming
out right now called The Bad.

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which might be just the best work I've
ever done.

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And if it doesn't make a dime at the box
office, I'll still be proud of it.

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Well, good luck with that, Dennis. Hope
it works out. All right.

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December 12th. Theaters everywhere.

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The back.

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He hasn't lost his boyish charm, has he?

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And ladies, if you were hoping to land
him, let me tell you about your

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competition tonight.

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Dennis is accompanied by... It's here
somewhere.

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Yes, here it is.

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Model, actress, Cheryl Serafin.

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I didn't get a chance to introduce you
to Lisa.

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Oh, that's okay. While you were talking
to her, I found 50 cents on the floor.

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Dennis.

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Remember me?

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Rob Norman William Morris. Oh, sure.

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Rob, this is Sybil Sheridan. Hi. So,
Dennis, are you happy with your

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representation? Very.

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But you really ought to be talking to
Sybil. She's a very talented actress

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going to make some agent a lot of money.
No kidding. So what have you done?

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Well, right now I'm doing an episode of
LA Justice.

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It's a good show. What are you playing?

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You're a number eight.

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Uh -huh.

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And, uh, I was a semi -regular on Family
House.

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It's a sitcom.

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And, um, I was a guest star on Star
Trek, a guest alien, really, lizard

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Uh -huh.

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And I was a can -do girl from Carter
Supermarkets, remember?

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Can -do!

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Interesting. So, Dennis, give me a call
sometime.

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Hey! Good to see you.

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You're welcome.

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I'm sorry we didn't get to spend more
time together.

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Well, that's okay. While you were
hobnobbing with Streep and Redford, I

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having a nice chat with Billy Crystal's
mother.

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Well, as long as you had a good time.

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Do you mind if I use your bathroom?

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No, not at all.

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It's right down that hall.

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Don't, uh, go away.

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I won't.

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But you will.

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Because he's shallow and self -centered,
he ignored me all night long.

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He's even pulling the old, can I use
your bathroom routine.

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He'll be out here any second with his
jacket off, hinting about a nightcap.

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I'll call you after I kick him out.

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Well, good night.

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Good night?

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Don't you want a nightcap?

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Oh, thank you, but I've got to be on the
set early tomorrow. I've got to get my

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beauty sleep.

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But I will call you.

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Hello?

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Marianne, would you believe he left
before I had a chance to kick him out,

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thoughtless jerk?

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How's the doorbell?

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What do you want to bet that's him?

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A hundred thousand dollars.

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We're out there spying on us in the
bushes.

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be out in the bushes when I can sit
comfortably in my Mercedes with my new

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vision goggles.

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That's it. I'm taking away your sharper
image catalog.

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I caught your ear on TV tonight.

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Pretty exciting, huh? I'm hoping it gets
its own series.

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You know, I had a lot more fun last year
watching the Oscars on TV with you. Oh,

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that was fun. Throwing olives at the
screen whenever we saw fashion faux pas.

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I think we emptied a whole jar on Geena
Davis alone.

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The woman should not wear green.

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She looked like a seven -foot stalk of
asparagus.

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It's sad to think I'll probably never go
to the Oscars except if someone else

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is, yeah. Sybil, you can't think like
that. A lot of the world's great artists

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lived and died in penniless obscurity
only to be discovered years later.

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How many of them were actors?

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Well, perhaps this doesn't apply then.

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More vodka. Yeah, I'm not done.

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You know, those movie stars aren't
better actors than me. They're just

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playing the Hollywood game.

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All that schmoozing, backstabbing, and
fucking up.

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And then they get rewarded for it.

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It's a wonder you're not bitter.

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It is, isn't it?

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You know, I spent my whole life honing
my craft, learning to be an artist. If I

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was going to play a lizard woman, I
wanted to be the best lizard woman there

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ever was.

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You were a magnificent lizard woman.

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Convincingly reptilian.

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I was, wasn't I?

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Two artists everywhere.

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Who don't sell out. May they live in
destitution and anonymity for all time.

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Hear, hear.

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Feel better?

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No. Oh, it's worth a little television.

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That'll cheer you up.

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No problem.

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How come she has to leave so early?
She's doing extra credit work at the

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library. Really?

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I guess that buckle -down speech I gave
her had some effect.

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Yeah, that must be it.

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You know, she's been working really
hard. We should both be proud of her.

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I'm proud of you.

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Saw you on TV last night.

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Very impressive.

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Very funny.

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Pretty thrilling life, going to the
Oscars, dating a big movie star.

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Eh, it was okay.

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Okay? Wasn't he People Magazine's
sexiest man alive? I mean... That was a

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ago. But he seems pretty well preserved.
You know, for guys getting up there.

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Ira, he's your age.

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That's all?

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Then he doesn't look so good.

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Can we talk about something else?

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Sure. So, you sleep with him?

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None of your business.

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You did, didn't you?

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You made me wait six months, but then
again, I didn't have a Golden Globe

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All right, Ira, you really want to know?

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We started right in the limousine,
cruising down Sunset Boulevard with my

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out the sunroof and one leg out each
window. That's enough. I heard enough.

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way. Don't you want to hear about the
water slide that goes right from his

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bedroom to the hot tub? Zoe, you're
going to be late for your first class.

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My first class is homeroom. I've already
learned how to say here.

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Cute. Hey, that's a new look.

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What's the occasion?

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It's dress like Marsha Clark Day at
school. Let's go.

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She's pulling my leg, right?

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Yeah. Uh -huh.

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Leg pull.

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Bye. Bye.

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Don't believe this.

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Marianne, wake up.

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Huh?

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Oh, good, I'm indoors.

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Look at this.

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Look at what?

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This, in the paper.

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Give me a second.

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Here it comes.

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You'd think it could be more original.

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I can't believe this. That sleazy,
squirming, disgusting piece of... Oh,

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They mentioned me!

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Just hours earlier, Oliver attended the
Oscars with actress Sybil Sheridan. Aw,

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they spelled Sybil wrong.

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Oh, what a shame when you're linked to a
Hollywood sex scandal. You really want

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them to get your name right.

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That's right.

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I'm linked to a sex scandal. I can't
remember the last time I had sex.

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Hello? What's that?

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No, I have no comment on Dennis Oliver,
no.

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No comment.

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No comment.

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Why don't I have a comment?

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I have no comment why I have no comment.

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I have a comment.

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Shut up.

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By the way, there's two L's in Sybil. C,
no, not S.

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C -Y -B -I -L -L.

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They finally spelled your name right.

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William Hookers? And you told me you
were going to San Diego.

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No, Mom, none of it is true.

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I swear.

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Okay, if I ever do really sleep with
President Clinton, I promise I'll get

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an autographed picture.

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Mom, I can't hear you.

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It's TV helicopters.

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They've been circling my house all day.

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Sybil, look who's on TV.

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Mom, I'll have to call you back later.

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But we did find someone who... What's
willing to talk about Dennis' spurned

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lover?

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I was Sybil Sheridan's first husband. We
were married about 25 years ago.

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Oh, no.

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I gotta admit, I slept around on her.
Quite a bit, as a matter of fact.

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But I want to go on record. I never went
out and paid for it.

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Yeah, I only went out and begged for it.

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This is humiliating. Yeah, now everyone
knows you were married to him. This

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isn't my fault. I didn't do anything
wrong.

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All I did was go on a bad date in a
rented dress. It's simple, darling.

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joined the ranks of women throughout
history who have suffered for the

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of the men in their lives.

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Yeah, I suppose so.

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Pat Nixon.

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Princess Di.

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Mrs. Hitler.

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I'm not talking to any of you. And if
you touch my car again, I'm going to put

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this baby down and beat you senseless.

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Mother!

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Just when I thought it couldn't get
worse. I'm right behind you, pal.

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I need to talk to you. Sure, honey.
What's new?

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Do you know what happened today at Mommy
and Me class?

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All the babies got into a little circle,
and nobody wanted to put their baby

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next to William. There he was, propped
up against a stuffed cookie monster,

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ostracized, and do you know why?

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Because his grandma does nudie movies!

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What? I do not.

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Oh, yeah, that.

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First of all, Rachel, this was 25 years
ago.

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And second of all, it wasn't a nudie
movie. It was an art film, and it was

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one scene on a diving board.

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What about all the other stories?

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They're not true.

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You can't believe everything you read.

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Oh, look, Liz and Larry getting back
together.

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Mother, you've got to put a stop to
this. I tried, but I can't reach Dennis,

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everything I say to the press just makes
it worse.

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I told you no comment.

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Leave me alone.

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Now, what's Ira doing here?

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And get out of that tree.

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Do you know your neighbor rented out her
gazebo to hard copy? That's just not

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right. Don't come to me for candles next
time there's a big earthquake.

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Miss, I had a call from Zoe's principal.
She wants to meet with us this

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afternoon. Oh, no. I was worried this
would affect her schoolwork. You talked

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her about it? Of course I did.

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Bet there's a lowlife scum reporter
telling her, crawl back under his rock.

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Crawl back under your rock, you lowlife
scum.

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It's your mother again.

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Get the shoe fit.

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So sorry to keep you waiting. The damn
metal detector jammed again.

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I want to thank you both for coming in
on such short notice. No trouble at all.

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We're just very concerned about Zoe. I
know she's upset about all the stuff

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that's been printed about me. No, no,
no. This is about something else

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Were either of you aware that Zoe's been
absent 17 days this semester?

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17? You know, Sybil, I understand you
don't track the Jewish holidays, but

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on. If she tells you they're two a week,
you should be a little suspicious.

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Hey, I know the Jewish holidays. Just as
well as you, Mr. Ham and Cheese.

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The problem is when she's at your house,
there's no discipline because you're so

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busy being her pal.

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What? I'm not her pal. She barely
tolerates me. She likes you better. She

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not. Excuse me.

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Attention, please.

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I'm sorry. We're sorry. You see,
we're... We're divorced, actually.

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Yes, I know, and I applaud the decision.

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Now, if we could get back to the problem
at hand. Sure. Right.

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Your daughter broke into the computer
system to add her name to a list of

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district substitute teachers.

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Why? For the past two months, she's been
teaching sixth grade in Sherman Oaks.

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We never would have caught her if she
hadn't used her real social security

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number to get paid.

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She got paid?

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Over $3 ,000, and she just got a raise
because her class's test scores went up.

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Hey, that's great.

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Come on, wouldn't you be proud?

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You can understand how this would be a
little embarrassing for us.

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Gee, I think it would be hugely
embarrassing.

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We're prepared to overlook the truancy.
And we're even willing to let Zoe keep

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the money. All we ask in return is that
you please make her stop teaching

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without a license.

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She accumulated any pension funds?

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We accept.

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Way to negotiate.

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Good. Well, now that that's out of the
way,

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I was wondering if I could just bring up
one other thing.

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It's about those tabloid stories.

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You know, the Hollywood sex orgies?

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Those are all lies.

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I provide a very wholesome environment
for Zoe.

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I'm sure you do.

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Anyway, I was thinking that perhaps the
three of us could get together some

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evening to discuss it.

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Over drinks.

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At my place.

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Maybe we'll take a rain check on them.

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Come on, Ira.

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Sybil, let the woman speak.

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Come on, Ira.

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Hey,

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you were the ones who told me to get a
job if I wanted a car.

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Yeah, a job, Zoe. Something with a paper
hat.

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Fine, I'll quit.

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But somebody's gonna... I have to call
27 kids and tell them why their field

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trip to Planet Hollywood has been
canceled.

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That's easy.

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Your teacher had to finish high school.

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And you're not using that money to buy a
car. You're putting it in your college

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fund. I can't believe you're treating me
like a criminal. That's the point, Zoe.

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You are a criminal.

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But we still love you.

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Did you ever think you'd be punishing
your daughter for teaching elementary

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school? No. Why can't she shoplift like
normal kids?

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any idea what I've been going through,
and not just me, my whole family. I want

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an explanation.

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No, you can't come here. The reporter's
outside.

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Okay, I'll meet you in half an hour.
Bye.

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I can't believe you're gonna see this
guy.

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He's the only one who can tell the press
I haven't done anything wrong.

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Well, good luck trying to meet him
without those reporters following you.

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you're right.

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I'm gonna need some kind of distraction.

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She owes me big.

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Oh, look.

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Agent 99.

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Wait, don't tell me. The movie star with
the floppy hat and the silly

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sunglasses?

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Could we be a little discreet here?

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Of course. Follow me.

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Nobody look.

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Sybil.

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Thanks for coming. You've got some
explaining to do, buddy boy.

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What the hell were you doing with the
hooker when you could have had me?

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I could have had you.

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Not in a million years.

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You weren't even enough of a gentleman
to wait till I threw you out.

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I'm going to level with you.

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The whole thing was a setup.

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Oh, please. You were framed.

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Not even an L .A. jury would believe
that. No, but what happened was... Hang

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Marianne.

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Sybil, what a surprise.

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How'd you know I was here?

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Ira runs like a boy.

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All right, scruffy.

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Let's hear it.

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Who's this?

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My best friend. And a big fan of yours,
too.

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Hey, now back to the setup.

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What are you saying? Somebody snuck into
your limousine and placed this poor

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woman on your lap?

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That poor woman just got a talk show of
her own.

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But I set myself up to get busted. What?

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All right, it was my agent's idea.

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My movie's coming out next month. This
is like a million dollars worth of free

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publicity. And all it cost you was 60
bucks? How insane you is.

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Mary Ann, whose side are you on? Sorry,
Charlie.

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Bad movie style.

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Okay, you got yourself arrested to
promote your movie. But why did you lie

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the tabloids about me?

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Well, the hooker thing has run its
course.

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You brought a fresh angle to it.

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Oh. Shall I hold him down while you
bludgeon him? Oh, come on.

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You've got to admit, this has been good
for you, too. Now everybody knows your

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name. Oh, yeah, my name is Mud, and not
the good Mud, either, but the kind you

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wrestle in.

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Now, you listen to me. This is what
you're going to do.

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You're going to hold a press conference
and tell them this is all a big scam and

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that I had nothing to do with it.

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Hello? Sybil, haven't you been
listening? Come on, this is good for

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In fact, I tipped off a photographer
that we were going to reconcile here

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If we put on a good show, I think we can
play this thing out for at least

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another month.

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Hello? Are you listening to me?

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I don't want to play.

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Marianne? Can I have your autograph?

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Marianne, you make me sick.

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Come on, babe.

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He's right by the bar.

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Just a goodbye kiss.

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Good.

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I think I found your next opponent.